I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice
When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice
hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker.
acting cool around ur crush
"You either complete the seven wonders or you’ll die trying”
You can see the exact moment where it goes
"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"
And then it falls in.
every breath you take
i’ll be watching you
with great power comes a great electricity bill